Monday, November 17, 2008

Sleep Is For The Weak

Rumfy, rumfy, rumfy. Sploobarb. Schneggurburglefahfer.

I get eloquent when I'm tired. Unlike those pathetic specimens, who, upon discovering evidence of tiredness within themselves, goto bed earlier, I have persistence. Despite being employed in such a fashion that requires my presence by 8:30am, I refuse to surrender my favourite late night TV viewing. For the information of readers, this viewing is, most of the time, of the pre-recorded variety. Jon Stewart, Colbert, Maher, Death Note and America's Next Top Model don't get watched while I'm at work. From personal experience, I can impart the special wisdom that it's quite a challenge to fit the viewing schedule of an unemployed person around an eight hour work day - but not impossible.

In conclusion, I might be a possum.

3 comments:

American Guy said...

"...Maher, Death Note and America's Next Top Model"

Your tastes arenothing if not eclectic!

Anonymous said...

I watch two shows that are on daily: Letterman, and Olbermann. I catch Maher on Friday, or just find one of the reruns of it. It's good to be self-employed.

Althea said...

AG - Variety is a necessity of life.

Rudy - Self-employment sounds good. But I'm a real meanie of an employer. Just look at the amount of television I make me to watch! No-one could work for someone like that.